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My girlfriend got into my car,

Told me to listen to her new CD.

What the fuck are you smoking?

Do I look 14? No trust me, it's so great,

I'm totally hashtag team Tay Tay.

Come on just give it a play.

Later on I dropped her off,

She left her new Taylor CD,

So I decide to put it on.

What's the worst that could happen?

Oh my God! What a sick beat?

Her voice sounds so

Soft and sweet.

All these lyrics are relating to me.

I could listen to this till my life ends.

So I listen while I'm lifting,

She gives me energy,

And I listen in the shower,

When I'm making love to me.

I listen when I'm hurting,

Her ballads are everything,

It's like I'm never lonely,

Like she's my best friend!

She's always tweeting,

Inspirational quotes,

And then I read them,

At the time when I need them most.

I think about her,

When I'm having sex with my girlfriend,

Because she is my soulmate,

What? I gotta make a plan.

First I have to get rid of,

My current girlfriend.

I have to make it look like it,

Was an accident, like,

Hey Lisa, get in here quick,

Your dog is barfing I think it's sick,

Oh no there is so much blood.

Now I don't have a girlfriend,

Hey Taylor, here I come.

I got your address,

Thanks to google maps dot com.

I got your favourite flowers,

A tattoo of your name.

I hope you feel the same baby,

'Cause I'm on my way.

Oh you look so cute up in your bedroom,

Oh I can't wait to be up there with you soon,

Hey sir, who are you? Can I help you?

Sure, smell these flowers don't you think they smell good.

Now I'm opening up the front door,

I think I smell her scent.

Now I'm checking out her knick-knacks,

We both like Titanic.

And then I hear a loud scream,

I turn around and see,

It's my beautiful Taylor,

Taylor it's me!

Then she runs away screaming,

L O L she's so funny,

She locks herself in her bathroom,

Guess we're playing hide and seek.

Oh silly Taylor baby,

I can hear you breathe,

Hey remember your hit song,

You belong with me!

So she runs into the bedroom,

She's playing hard to get.

I get distracted by the closet,

She looks so pretty in red.

Hey Tay Tay can you wear this,

The first time we make love?

Just give me a kiss, baby,

You'll feel the same.

I guess I was all wrong,

Maybe we're not soulmates.

I misread the situation,

I had another destiny.

I'm not supposed to be with her,

I'm supposed to be her,

But I can't be her,

So I'll just wear her face!

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